Darrell Boland submitted this idea.
So, this is what would happen.
Richard would be irrate, which is rare. I'm like, "you need to do hip hopercise. It's like Sweating to the oldies, or Jazzercise, but modern music."
Richard doesn't like people telling him what to do. He did it himself. He lostall the weight. He did it how he wants to do it. So he thinks i should shut up.
Richard simmons slaps Nick in the face.
I grab him by his fro (much like moe would to Larry in the three stooges). And do some jazz steps. But these jazz steps include my knee in his face. Then I tag out. Renegade tags in.
Renegade pushes Richard Simmons to the ground and yells, "BITE THE CURB". Richard has no choice. He does what he is told. Rengade then does tha stanky leg on Richard Simmons head. He isn't really hurt though cause Renegade doesn't weigh much. Upon seeing the beauty of tha stanky leg Richard decides to release...drum roll please.
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SWEATIN WIT MY HOMIES
A new workout video featuring modern music, hip hop moves, and Richard Simmons.
Richard realized that he better do it someone elses way. My way. I scared him so bad with his own moves, that he knows to do things my way. Unless he wants a curb stomp.
And that is how it would happen.
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