Nick Versus Wrestlers (by Brad Nichols)

This entire Nick Versus was submitted by my close friend Brad Nichols aka Snakebite. He is on the level with me, so he knows.

So, this is what would happen.


--Nick sends a personal invitation to all the professional wrestlers in the country. He puts in a personal threat in each invitation, so they arrive at the place Nick invites them to (a place where wild deer congregate).
Nick builds a body suit for Joey Tucker. The body suit consists of deer antlers protruding from the butt, crotch, top of the head, and feet. When all the wrestlers arrive, Nick is in full camouflage lying beneath a flock of deer. J
oey, with his body suit on, says "hey, you boys want a piece of this venison?". As they all chase Joey, Joey runs to the place where Nick is waiting. As the wrestlers arrive, Nick emerges from the ground spinning and twirling Joey over his head. He uses Joey as his weapon, stabbing Rick Flair in the chest with Joey's crotch. Kurt Angle attacks Nick's backside, but Nick rips off Kurt's arms with Joey's feet. He then rips Joey's antlers off of his butt, pins two wrestlers' feet to the ground with the antlers, and uses both of them like punching bags.
After he is done with them, he throws Joey at a pack of three wrestlers, killing them all. Nick jumps on a 12 point buck and directs it by its antlers to run after Bret Hart. The buck attacks Hart and gouges Hart in the arm. Nick jumps off the buck and round kicks Hart in mid-air, sending Hart dramatically to the ground. After head butting Bret Hart in the face several times, Nick lights a cigarette, pours his flask of alcohol on Hart's body, and drops it on Hart. As Hart is on fire, the Undertaker (the last one standing) is coming from behind Hart's body. Nick turns his backside to the fire, bends over, farts, and engulfs the Undertaker's body with the giant wind of flames. --

And that is how it would happen.